Sabtu, 10 Maret 2012
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Saat ini jaman serba susah. Harga BBM akan naik, akibatnya terjadi PHK di berbagai perusahaan.
Salah satu yang terkena PHK adalah Paijo.
Bulan ini ia tidak bisa lagi mengirim uang untuk istrinya di kampung halaman. Ia hanya bisa mengirim surat. Isinya demikian:
Istriku Tercinta,
Maafkan kanda sayang, bulan ini Kanda tidak bisa mengirim uang untuk kebutuhan keluarga di rumah.
Kanda hanya bisa mengirimmu 1000 ciuman.
Paling cinta,
Kanda Paijo
Seminggu kemudian Paijo mendapat surat balasan dari istri tercintanya:
Kanda Paijo tersayang,
Terima kasih atas kiriman 1000 ciumanmu.
Untuk bulan ini Dinda akan menyampaikan laporan pengeluaran keluarga :
Tukang minyak bersedia menerima 2 ciuman dariku setiap kali membeli 5 liter minyak tanah.
Tukang listrik mau dibayar dengan 4 ciuman per tanggal 10 setiap bulannya.
Pemilik kontrakan rumah mau dibayar cicil dengan
3 x ciuman setiap harinya.
Engkoh pemilik toko bahan makanan tidak mau dibayar pakai ciuman. Ia
maunya dibayar dengan yang lain.. Ya terpaksa Dinda berikan saja.
Hal yang sama juga Dinda berikan buat kepala sekolah dan gurunya si Udin yang sudah 3 bulan nunggak uang sekolah..
Besok Dinda mau ke pegadaian untuk tukerin 200 ciuman dengan uang
tunai, karena yang punya pegadaian sudah bersedia menukarkan 200 ciuman +
bayaran lainnya dengan uang 650ribu, lumayan buat ongkos sebulan.
Keperluan pribadi Dinda bulan ini mencapai 50 ciuman.
Kanda tersayang.. bulan ini Dinda merasa jadi orang yang paling kaya di
kampung, karena sekarang Dinda memberikan piutang ciuman ke banyak
pemuda di kampung kita dan siap ditukar kapan pun Dinda butuhkan.
Kanda, dari kanda masih tersisa 125 ciuman, apakah kanda punya ide? Atau saya tabung saja ya?
Paling sayang,
dari Dinda seorang
Selasa, 06 Maret 2012
Sekedar Humor ;)
Alkisah
ada seorang wanita cantik dan seksi berjualan nasi goreng. Datanglah
seorang pria ganteng tapi budeg dan membeli nasi goreng.
Padahal pria ganteng itu tidak menyukai nasi goreng, akan tetapi pria
itu ingin membeli nasgor karena melihat seksi dan cantiknya tukang
nasgor itu.
Pria : "Mba.. nasgor nya yach.. "
Tukang nasgor : "Pira mas?"
Ganteng : "Saya gak suka pria mba... "
Tukang nasgor : "Hehe,, pira itu berapa mas... "
Ganteng : "Saya masih muda mba belum jadi bapak.. "
Tukang nasgor : "Iya saya tau,
sini mas dekati saya... "
Ganteng : "Siap mba, ada apa?"
Tukang nasgor : *dengan nada halus* "Mas pesan nasi gorengnya berapa?"
Ganteng : "Owh... satu aja mba yang cantik... "
Tukang Nasgor : "Pedas tidak mas?"
Ganteng : "Pedas mba... "
Tukang nasgor : "Ok... "
Sambil mendengrkan mp3 si tukang nasgor pun menggeolkan pinggangnya
kekanan dan ke kiri dan terus bergoyang hingga membuat si ganteng
memegang celananya
Tidak lama kemudian, nasgornya matang...
Ganteng : "Mba mantab, mba... "
Tukang nasgor : "Apanya yang mantab mas... ?"
Ganteng : "Anunya mba... "
Tukang nasgor : "Akh.. Mas ganteng suka jorok... "
Ganteng : "Saya gak ngorok kok, saya cuma merokok aja, emang tadi mba dengar saya ngorok?"
Tukang nasgor : *Dengan sabar ia menjawab* "gak kok mas... "
Ganteng : "Berapa mba?"
Tukang nasgor : "10rb mas.. "
Ganteng : "Mahal amat mba, nasgor sampe 100rb, biasanya aja 10rb.. "
Tukang nasgor : "Sini mas dekati saya, 10rb mas ganteng... "
Ganteng : "Ini mba, dengan uang 100rb, kembalinya ambiL aja buat mba... "
Tukang nasgor : "Siiip mas... "
Ganteng : "Siip pake telor, kurang sip gak buka kolor.. "
Senin, 05 Maret 2012
Tambahan Jadwal TV
Jadwal THE VIRGIN bulan Maret :
7@Inbox n BEM
8@dahsyat
10@nonaname batam
12@tapping triangle show ANTV n global 100% Ampuh
17@karnaval SCTV jogja
18 @H3 jogja
21@global 100 % ampuh
22@hut dahsyat (sore)
24@pekanraya medan
25@MNCTV bandung
30@karnaval SCTV semarang
#Sumber : @MitaEnglandMuse
Minggu, 04 Maret 2012
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Siap pacaran? Berarti kamu harus siap suatu saat nanti JOMBLO lagi #eh #nahanketawa :D
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Namamu siapa nak? | Nadine pak | Oh NADINE!| Knp pak? | Capuccino buatanmu. NUMERO UNO! |-__-
FakTa
Lebih
dari 5,2 milar manusia hidup di dunia. Dengan kecepatan pertumbuhan
seperti sekarang, populasi bumi naik 2 kali tiap 41 tahun
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@MisterTawa
"kek kakek mau kemana?"|"ke alfamart cu *gemeteran*.| beli apa kek."|Kondom cu | kakekk!! -____- *bantingkakek
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ojek sini bang..| mau kemana nek | tatap mata nenek *bawalah daku pergi cintaku,,ajak kemanapun sesukamu | ampun nek :D
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Karena keasikkan * Ngupil * di rel seorang wanita 17 tahun mati ditabrak kreta jurusan Jakarta - Bandung :D
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Bu, jual pensil 2B gak? | "yah, abis dek! banyak banget yg beli soalnya. emang rasanya enak banget ya dek?" | -__- :D
Sabtu, 03 Maret 2012
Sekedar Humor
Biarlah semua terjadi, biarlah semua berlalu, tapi aku nggak akan pernah
lupa sama kamu, kareana sampai saat ini… kamu… NGGAK PERNAH BAYAR
UTANG! NUMPUK TUH!! :D
Good Luck
GOOD LUCK !!
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Saran
Pacaran itu jomblo yang tertunda..jadi ya ngapain repot2 pacaran kalau ntar jomblo juga..Buang2 waktu :)
Saran
Fokus sama hal-hal yang bisa membuat lo tertawa,
bahagia, dan melupakan kesedihan kemarin. Gausah lagi lo pikirin yang
udah berlalu
Gombal
Punya gunting gak? | Ada, buat apa? | Buat mutusin hubungan kamu sama pacar kamu. #masgombal :D
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ngomong2 ciuman pacar lo hot jg y| kok tau | kan smalem gue ciuman sama cewek lo | ow pantes semalem dia gk ad kbr | #PolosVsBegok
Teks Lagu ..
Avril Lavigne - When You're
Gone
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
they lie on my floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
And when you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah Yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me
Yeah
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
I always needed time on my own
I never thought I'd need you there when I cry
And the days feel like years when I'm alone
And the bed where you lie
is made up on your side
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
All the words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
I've never felt this way before
Everything that I do
Reminds me of you
And the clothes you left
they lie on my floor
And they smell just like you
I love the things that you do
When you walk away
I count the steps that you take
Do you see how much I need you right now?
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
And when you're gone
The words I need to hear to always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
We were made for each other
Out here forever
I know we were
Yeah Yeah
All I ever wanted was for you to know
Everything I do I give my heart and soul
I can hardly breathe, I need to feel you here with me
Yeah
When you're gone
The pieces of my heart are missing you
When you're gone
The face I came to know is missing too
When you're gone
The words I need to hear will always get me through the day
And make it OK
I miss you
Sekedar Humor
“udah bolak-balik 5 kali ke toko besi, kok ga ada yang jualan pulsa, mungkin karena mau lebaran ya?” :D
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GOSIP: Mario Teguh: "Salut Sama Penampilan Super Junior, Aksi Panggung Mereka Super Sekali" :D
Happy Birthday :)
RuDdY and Temand-Temand sadoe ..
mengucapkan selamat Ulang Tahun to Karina Lukman..
Moga - Moga Umurnya Tambah Panjang dan Sehat slalu :)
Sory.. Lupo PACAH TALUA tadi :D haha =))
mengucapkan selamat Ulang Tahun to Karina Lukman..
Moga - Moga Umurnya Tambah Panjang dan Sehat slalu :)
Sory.. Lupo PACAH TALUA tadi :D haha =))
Sekedar Humor
SAAT ITU…
SAAT PERTAMA KITA BERTEMU…
KITA DUDUK BERSEBRANGAN…
KU PERHATIKAN KAMU MENGHAMPIRIKU & MENGULURKAN TANGAN…
”MINTA SDEKAHNYA BANG” :D
SAAT PERTAMA KITA BERTEMU…
KITA DUDUK BERSEBRANGAN…
KU PERHATIKAN KAMU MENGHAMPIRIKU & MENGULURKAN TANGAN…
”MINTA SDEKAHNYA BANG” :D
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Sial banget, tadi kan gw pengen telp lu dari tlp umum di pinggir jalan.
eh, kata operatornya gini “Maaf koin yang anda pakai bekas kerokan, silahkan anda membuang dakinya dahulu” :D
eh, kata operatornya gini “Maaf koin yang anda pakai bekas kerokan, silahkan anda membuang dakinya dahulu” :D
PERINGATAN !
Huffff... susah yakk .. ngomong ama orang puber kalo lagi brantem :( huf..
Berantem boleh-boleh aja .. ittu hak kalian , tapi jgn sampai berlebihan , misalnya : melibatkan orang lain / menambah-nambah masalah .. itu sangat tidak baik buat d contoh :)
Berantem boleh-boleh aja .. ittu hak kalian , tapi jgn sampai berlebihan , misalnya : melibatkan orang lain / menambah-nambah masalah .. itu sangat tidak baik buat d contoh :)
Jumat, 02 Maret 2012
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2 ekor kucingku bernama PANTAT & MUKA. MUKA kuberi padamu & mati
1 thn kmdn. Tiap liat PANTAT aku ingat MUKA-mu. Klo ga mati..mgkn
MUKA-mu uda segede PANTAT-ku. :D haha
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Gede, item kecoklat-coklatan, berbulu dan lemas……apa hayoo…???
Mike Tyson puasa 3 hari :D
Dont Ngerez :D
Mike Tyson puasa 3 hari :D
Dont Ngerez :D
RuDdY Ngasih Jadwaal The Virgin Band Silahkan Di Nikmati :)
Jadwal The Virgin Bulan Maret :
2 : pulau ayer jkt ,
4 : C'mon Mamamia indosiar,Dekade trans
7 : Manado ,
11: tapping seger bener antv,
14: Mekar Sari off air ,
17: Samarinda H2O cafe,
24: HUT AnTV reheasel,
25: HUT anTV
Jadwal Belum Tetap dan Bisa Berubah :) Thanks
Nih Buat Yang Suka Sama Lagunya Adele - Someone Like You , Ada Liriknya Nih .. Silahkan Di Nikmati :)
I heard
That you're settled down
That you
Found a girl
And you're
Married now
I heard
That your dreams came true.
Guess she gave you things
I didn't give to you
Old friend
Why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back
Or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead."
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead,
Yeah.
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday
It was the time of our lives
We were born and raised
In a summer haze
Bound by the surprise
Of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over.
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead."
Nothing compares
No worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes
They are memories made.
Who would have known
How bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead
That you're settled down
That you
Found a girl
And you're
Married now
I heard
That your dreams came true.
Guess she gave you things
I didn't give to you
Old friend
Why are you so shy?
Ain't like you to hold back
Or hide from the light
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead."
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead,
Yeah.
You know how the time flies
Only yesterday
It was the time of our lives
We were born and raised
In a summer haze
Bound by the surprise
Of our glory days
I hate to turn up out of the blue uninvited
But I couldn't stay away, I couldn't fight it.
I had hoped you'd see my face and that you'd be reminded
That for me it isn't over.
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead."
Nothing compares
No worries or cares
Regrets and mistakes
They are memories made.
Who would have known
How bittersweet this would taste?
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"
Never mind
I'll find someone like you
I wish nothing but the best for you too
"Don't forget me," I begged
"I'll remember," you said
"Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead"
Sometimes it lasts in love
But sometimes it hurts instead
Sekedar Humor
“Eh kamu sekarang jadi bandar Togel ya? Masa setiap aku telpon selalu ada suara.
Nomer yang Anda tuju sudah ada yang pasang, silakan pasang nomer lain” :D
Nomer yang Anda tuju sudah ada yang pasang, silakan pasang nomer lain” :D
Ktawa Bareng :D
Seekor semut membisikkan sesuatu ke telinga gajah sampe2 gajah itu pingsan.
Ternyata semut membisikkan..
“sayang..aku hamil dan kamu bapaknya !” :D hahahaha
Ternyata semut membisikkan..
“sayang..aku hamil dan kamu bapaknya !” :D hahahaha
Permintaan
tadi gw dapet lampu ajaib yang ada di jin, terus gw di kasih 3 permintaan
tapi aneh….
waktu gw minta pembantu kok yang dikasih no hp kamu ych… :D
gw minta tv, dikasih hometheatre
gw minta motor dikasih mobil
gw minta motor dikasih mobil
tapi aneh….
Sekedar Humor
deMi aLLah q RiNdu kaMu
deMi aLLah q ga biSa Jauh DR kaMu
deMi aLLah q kaNgen KaMu
demi aLLah q ga bisa HiduP taNpaMu
Masya aLLah, aq saLah kiRiM T_T ;D
deMi aLLah q ga biSa Jauh DR kaMu
deMi aLLah q kaNgen KaMu
demi aLLah q ga bisa HiduP taNpaMu
Masya aLLah, aq saLah kiRiM T_T ;D
Promosi :D
tu gu cu mu lu du bu ku cu cu mu lu fu ru wu u u u..
terimakasih anda telah berpartisipasi dalam program memonyongkan bibir!!
terimakasih anda telah berpartisipasi dalam program memonyongkan bibir!!
Mama Bilang :)
mama bilang kalo pacar pegang dada saya,bilang “DON’T”
dan kalo pegang yang bawah,bilang “STOP!”
tapi berhubung doi pegang 22nya mama bilang….
“DON’T STOP!!” :D
dan kalo pegang yang bawah,bilang “STOP!”
tapi berhubung doi pegang 22nya mama bilang….
“DON’T STOP!!” :D
Sekedar Humor
“Istri gue kalo nyetir kayak kilat !”
“Maksud loe cepat kayak pembalap F1 gitu ?”
“Bukan, dia suka nyamber pohon !” :D
“Maksud loe cepat kayak pembalap F1 gitu ?”
“Bukan, dia suka nyamber pohon !” :D
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